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Polished Gentleman Beard Growth and Thickening Shampoo and Conditioner with Organic Beard Oil

Polished Gentleman Beard Growth and Thickening Shampoo and Conditioner with Organic Beard Oil

About the product
  • MY GOOD MEN! The beards have come! Care for them with beard shampoo & conditioner containing my best beard oil! I declare your beard will look like a rabid mongoose no longer!
  • I MUSTACHE YOU A QUESTION GOODMAN. Do you tire of owning 47 different types of beard balm, beard shaper and beard conditioner? Well, I have a solution better than that Trojan horse idea
  • YOU MAY OWN A BEARD BRUSH, BEARD COMB, BEARD BEANIE AND BEARD TRIMMER. These will give semblance of taming your hairy holiness, but I do declare Polished Gentleman will give perfection!
  • STOP LOLLYGAGGING WITH YOUR FACE! Do you even know what’s in your beard softener goodman? You don’t have to be Steve Jobs to do the research. My organic formula will make your beard fuller than a landfill in Northern California!
  • I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU ABOUT FACIAL HAIR GROWTH! Tea tree! Rosemary! Biotin! Aloe! Argan Oil! Peppermint Oil! Manuka Honey! Eucalyptus! I rest my case goodman! Makes a great Xmas present.

Special offers and product promotions

Size: 4oz (Small Beard)
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Product description

Size:4oz (Small Beard)

What Makes Us Marvelous

The natural, organic, and magical ingredients included in my most masculine of formulas are of the utmost importance. I have searched the world over by hot air balloon to bring you the best ingredients nature has to offer and I can confidently say I have succeeded in that search.

Raw Manuka Honey boasts like Bieber, with naturally occurring antibacterial, antiviral, and antifungal properties. Additionally, it’s so effective at promoting healing that it was actually recently approved by the FDA as a medical device and is now used in hospitals to help treat skin wounds and burns. How remarkable!

Biotin is one of those things your beard cannot live without, like good music and a nice suit. This very necessary vitamin boosts moisture, relieves dryness, soothes itchiness, heals dandruff, and can even help with more severe conditions like seborrheic dermatitis. How majestic!

Eucalyptus Oil not only improves your beard’s shine, thickness, and overall health, but it also stimulates the follicles and encourages beard growth! Additionally, like a germaphobe, it is naturally antibacterial, antiviral, anti-pain, and anti-inflammatory. How wondrous!

Argan Oil is incredibly rich, like a certain famous duck’s uncle known for swimming in gold. But instead of gold, argan oil is rich in vitamins A and E, as well as packed with fatty acids, linoleic acids, and antioxidants, making it very moisturizing and anti-inflammatory. Actually, as if superhuman, it can even encourage cell regeneration! How incredible!

Tea Tree Oil stimulates the beard follicle and promotes beard growth. But that’s not all: like a friend readily armed with hand sanitizer, tea tree also has powerful antibacterial, antifungal, and antiviral properties, making it effective against dandruff, itching, acne, warts, and more. How fantastic!

Rosemary Oil isn’t just delicious, it also stimulates a significant increase in new beard growth. It works to decrease beard loss and improve the microcirculation of the beard-yielding skin, also known as your face. Plus, it can help with dandruff, dry scalp, and balding. How sensational!

Are you not impressed?! I know I am. Almost as impressed as when I saw that remarkably suave monkey rob a liquor store wearing a top hat. Polished Gentleman has a multitude of incredible, natural, and supernatural ingredients making our products as healthy, effective, and gentlemanly as they are. Buy my Beard Growth set now to start cultivating the best facial fur you’ve ever experienced!


Every gentleman deserves a great beard or mustache, usually at the same time. But in order to have the best beard, you must lay gifts at its feet which best please its picky nature.

Fear no more, because I have just the thing to satisfy both your finicky face follicles and your special friend.

With ingredients from such glorious realms as Australia, New Zealand, and other magical places, my formula is a glory of masculine majesty–or at least, it will help you attain such a thing. Organic and natural only, because chemicals are decidedly un-polished.

That’s right! My beloved formulas are all free from parabens, sulfates, fragrance, alcohol, and yes–even that dreaded gluten. So even the most sensitive of beards can benefit!

I also make sure everything is carefully pH balanced. Because being unbalanced puts you in the loony bin. And also because your skin and hair are naturally slightly acidic, so an alkaline product (like so many out there) would disrupt and damage your beardedness. Whereas, by matching the pH to the native pH of your skin and hair, which is exactly what Polished Gentleman does, your beard and mustache are allowed to thrive as they were meant to!

My goodman, get the beard you’ve always dreamed of. Not only will it be glorious to behold, but it will also be incredibly polished. So get polished. Get Polished Gentleman.

Product details

Size: 4oz (Small Beard)
  • Product Dimensions: 3 x 2 x 5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 10.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • ASIN: B01E6CI9I2
  • UPC: 794168568440 603404816873
  • Item model number: pg-sc

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